Oh look, BlackRock—the financial Death Star with $11.6 trillion in assets—just decided Solana isn’t just for degens anymore. Their tokenized treasury fund, BUIDL (because nothing says institutional adoption like a forced crypto pun), is expanding to Solana. Because why not?…
The crypto gods are whispering sweet nothings into Bitcoin’s ear again. After weeks of sideways sulking, BTC is flexing at $87K, and the buy pressure is building like a caffeine-fueled trader at 3 AM. Net taker volume just flipped positive—translation:…
Ah, El Salvador. The tiny country that refuses to let go of its Bitcoin fever dream. 🚀 Now, they’ve gone full crypto-cult by launching a Bitcoin node and education hub in a public library. Because nothing says “financial revolution” like…
Ah, the crypto world—where rumors spread faster than a Solana transaction and misunderstandings are as common as rug pulls. This week, the TON Foundation found itself at the center of a classic case of “Twitter said what now?” A day…
The US Treasury just pulled a 180 on Tornado Cash, lifting the OFAC sanctions that had the crypto mixer in a chokehold since 2022. 🎉 Cue the confetti, because the token is already mooning. But let’s not get ahead of…
The crypto world just hit a new milestone, and no, it’s not another Elon Musk tweet. The Real World Tokenization (RWA) market has officially crossed $10.2 billion in total value locked (TVL). 🚀 That’s right—billions of dollars are now tied…
Well, folks, it’s official: Donald Trump has entered the crypto arena, and he’s not here to play small. At the Digital Asset Summit in New York City, the former president (and current meme generator) declared that the US will become…
Bitcoin’s back above $85K, and the Fed’s decision to slow its quantitative tightening (QT) has everyone buzzing. But let’s not pop the champagne just yet. The crypto market has a knack for turning good news into a rollercoaster ride, and…
The Federal Reserve just did what it does best: nothing. On Wednesday, they left interest rates unchanged in the 4.25%–4.5% range, and Bitcoin, ever the drama queen, reacted instantly. 🎭 Now, let’s be real—this wasn’t exactly a shocker. The market…
The crypto venture capital scene is looking more like a ghost town than a gold rush. Since October, deals have nosedived by a staggering 60%. That’s right—investors are suddenly playing hard to get, and the crypto world is feeling the…