The crypto circus is back in town, and this time it’s serving Solana ETF realness. Cboe just dropped Franklin Templeton’s application to list a spot SOL ETF, and suddenly everyone’s acting like we haven’t seen this movie before. Spoiler alert:…
Oh, Ripple. Just when you thought the “decentralized finance” circus couldn’t get more absurd, here comes David Schwartz, Ripple’s CTO, casually explaining why their shiny new RLUSD stablecoin can be frozen or yoinked back like a toddler’s candy. Ah, yes,…
🚀 Buckle up, degenerates. This one’s a rollercoaster. When Binance Sneezes, Altcoins Catch a Cold (or a Rocket) So, Binance—the crypto casino that moonlights as an exchange—decided to bless Viction (formerly “TomoChain,” because rebranding fixes everything) with futures contracts and…
Ah, the sweet siren song of a six-figure Bitcoin prediction. Geoffrey Kendrick, Standard Chartered’s crypto soothsayer, is back at it—doubling down on his $200K BTC moon-shot by 2025. Because why let reality dampen a perfectly good delusion? The Fed’s Magic…
Ah, bureaucrats. They’re like that one friend who shows up to the party after the beer’s gone and the DJ’s packed up—then loudly declares they’ll “save the night.” Enter Senator Lummis’ Bitcoin Strategic Reserve bill, which wants Uncle Sam to…
Let’s cut through the circus: Bitwise just launched the Bitcoin Standard Corporations ETF (OWNB), a fund that lets you bet on companies hoarding BTC like apes stacking bananas. Groundbreaking. Because clearly, what the crypto space needed was another way to…
Well, well, well. Kraken, the crypto exchange that’s been playing second fiddle to Coinbase for years, is finally planning to step into the big leagues with an IPO. In 2026. Yes, you read that right—2026. Because nothing says “timely market…
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